that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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