just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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