My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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