Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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