A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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