I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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