If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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