summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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