Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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