He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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