its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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