gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
well I can't set my house on fire every night
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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