: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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