I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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