Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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