She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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