I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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