So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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