brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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