at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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