I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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