Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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