do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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