I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
