I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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