I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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