That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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