That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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