Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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