Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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