Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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