...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Well I left you a voicemail but you probably won't be able to hear it because my mic is fucked up. I think you need to come down here and take it in for me.
I hate this phone so bad I'm going to lose all of my friends because of it
Yeah...you probably will...
well, you're marked off my christmas card list for next year.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
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