He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Randomize
