Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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