Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
That's intense
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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