just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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