these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
