Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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