do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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