margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
420 ftw
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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