Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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