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that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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