It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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