You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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