the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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