are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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