Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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