How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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