I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
How external is "for external use only"?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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