Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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